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Posted by Youngatheart.7.4.12 Jan 31, 2019

                             

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Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Jan 31, 2019

is better without a cigarette in your mouth

or the need to shorten your afterglow

because you need a ******* cigarette.

I was given 4 bowls. They are shallow and 8 or 9 inches in diameter.

Perfect for a huge salad.

 

I gave two away.

I didn't look to see that one of the two I kept had a big chip in one edge.

 

I use the one with the chip in the edge.

Why?

I have two possible reasons.

Tell me why I do it please. 

And why isn't every doctor prescribing the same concoction for the prep for it???

5 years ago, I had to drink a huge glass in the evening, and another in the morning, and it was perfect clean up.

 

Now I am using another, started drinking at 6pm and will have to finish at about 9 (and that is 3/4 of a gallon of stuff).

Needless to say, my time is split between 2 important rooms in the house, and I let you guess which they are!

 

I decided to laugh at my own fear of not reaching the right room at the right time, and make it a game.  

So far I am winning.

 

Looking forward to be treated like a queen tomorrow, and getting an infusion of Michael Jackson's juice, too bad the procedure does not last too long.  That's good sleep!!!

 

For now I am still...

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I was once a smokasaurus and I think that you were too

'Cause if you weren't you wouldn't even be here, that's what I deduced

 

Smoked it up like Natasha and Boris, without it we couldn't get through

Rethought a path to say goodbye to it, adios, adieu

 

 

[here's the Smokasaurus Chorus:]        

Smokasaurus Smokasaurus

Go back where you came from

Take your butts and move a little faster

You can't leave too soon

You can't leave too soon.

 

I was thinking a good melody for this would be rocky top?

5. I wish that I had let myself be happier.

"This is a surprisingly common one. Many did not realise until the end that happiness is a choice. They had stayed stuck in old patterns and habits. The so-called 'comfort' of familiarity overflowed into their emotions, as well as their physical lives. Fear of change had them pretending to others, and to their selves, that they were content, when deep within, they longed to laugh properly and have silliness in their life again."

 

Be yourself

Be happy

Laugh

Don't regret

 

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