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Laughter is the Best Medicine

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ever since he was neutered.

Protect your quit

like you do your backside.

are you supposed to eat those papers?

my teeth are too sensitive to chew the foil.

can you just compress it and swallow it like a pill?

         When I was outside yesterday and took the bird pictures, I heard a loud vibration. I thought it was hummingbird wings. It was that same type of vibration but, it was staying in one place. Hummingbirds flit.

      I looked up, and about 6 feet above my head was a swarm of bees about 6 feet in diameter. They only stayed a moment when I looked up, then they swarmed South. (This really happened)

 

What did I do and what's gonna happen to me?

A.  Am I gonna die? 

B.  Get Bees Knees?

C.  Honey on the brain?

D.  Want to "comb" my hair all the time?

E.  Make my bed of toasted bread?

F.  Make a beeline to another location?  

G. Is this cabin fever?

jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007

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Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Mar 17, 2020

      Occasionally, very occasionally you have one of those days where you forget something and things that follow become problems.

      I was trying to get out and get my truck smog checked and renew the registration today. I was busy before I left but I filled a microwave pot with bow tie pasta, covered it with water added salt, put in for 20 minutes at 50%.

 

That's what I forgot,

      I forgot it was in the microwave. 6 Hours later while trying to put something in the microwave I remembered. .

      The top 1/2 inch was dry and I expected the pasta beneath to be mush because I did this once before.

      I was ready to toss it. Instead, I took off the dry pieces and poured it into a baking pan and cut up a 1/2 pound of cooked bacon over the top

      I used the same pot as the pasta, added 4 cups of grated cheese and three cups of half and half and tried to warm it enough to mix. Not too successful. It was still too loose and I stirred it all over the floor.  IDEA: add some flour to thicken.

 

      OH NO! BUGS

So I spent 20 minutes picking bugs out of the cheese and cream mixture, then,

heated it through and poured it over the pasta in a 9 x 13 pan. and baked for 70 minutes at 300.

 

Here's my tip for you.

Don't smoke and CHECK YOUR FLOUR

Mark

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Am I on my last leg?

Circling the drain?

Cause I gotta tell you,

I don't feel that way.

Ma Churro! Ma Churro!

jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007

~Ut Oh~

Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Feb 8, 2020

If you feel like you're losing your mind

And, If sometimes you're scatterbrained

Perhaps you've only lent it out

To the universe of the unexplained

 

Scientists Say Your “Mind” Isn’t Confined to Your Brain, or Even Your Body 

 

Keep Them Away From Your Face

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stay centered

Daniela-3-11-2016

Turkey day funnies

Posted by Daniela-3-11-2016 Nov 28, 2019

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HAPPY TURKEY DAY, AND DON'T FORGET TO BE THANKFUL!!!

Here are some ways to ruin it.