HAPPY TURKEY DAY, AND DON'T FORGET TO BE THANKFUL!!!
Here are some ways to ruin it.
Death-Firing squad by a new version of windows.
Hell-Waiting eternally for a windows update to install
that never will.
And I thought, "what the heck is she talking about?"
And then, I felt all warm.
I finally got my CT scan today.
I had 3 attempts at an IV before the tech said, "I'm out of tries. I'm going to see if someone else can make it happen," and she did.
She ran me through a couple of passes without the iodine with the scanner telling me when to breathe and when to hold it.
Then she mainlined it and made me all warm. The scanner seemed to kick into overdrive I thought I was going to be chewed up and spit out the other side.
Then, I pulled up my pants and walked out.
and, I didn't see or smell one smoker the entire time.
Every time I go to a medical appointment, they seem to ask about an advanced directive. You know like, what if something goes wrong?
So I've been thinking about this in it's simplest form.
You should have read the first one.
Move to Massachusetts.
They've banned all vaping for the next 4 months.
In 4 Months, you'll be out of or nearly out of No Mans Land.
Pack up the Juul-haul!
Here's how to beat the cravings!
When You Get The Urge To Smoke?
Put Up An Image And Let's See Who Gets Blocked
(Keep it Clean )
Too Bad. They don't have my size.
NEED TO WATCH WITH SOUND, AND KEEP YOUR TISSUES NEAR (FOR THE LAUGHS)!!!
HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!!
Just what is the last day before a colonoscopy
you can eat Oreos?
And, what about corn?
As my husband is currently attending the National Annual Alien Convention in LA, I decided to dedicate the weekend laugh to them.
Enjoy, and have a wonderful weekend!
Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid? He wanted it a little meaty-or.
How do martians eat their ice creams in space? In floats!
What is an aliens favorite place on a computer? The space bar.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A Mars-upial.
Where would an alien park his space ship? A parking meteor! What did the alien get the baby to go to sleep? He rocked-it (rocket).
What do farmers need to create crop circles? A Pro-tractor.
What kind of currency do aliens use? Starbucks
What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO? A crying saucer.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer.
Have you heard the one about the flying spaceship? Never mind its over your head.
What did the alien say to the gas pump? Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you.
What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes.
What do aliens like to read? Comet books!
What do you call a martian that can sing? Bruno Mars.
When asked by a young patrol officer, "Do you know you were speeding?"
This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated:-
"Yes, but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."
The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day.