I would have smoked a lot this morning.
I'm a meticulous bargain hunter at the grocery stores. I'm not cheap and I'm not a haggler and I normally don't go to the chain that is the furthest away, but, they had watermelon on sale.
I decide to take a back way in the dark, to show how smart I think I am and I can't see ANY of the cross streets markings so I'm virtually driving blind. I finally get to my turn and get to the first store. I saved $5.46 :-)
I have two more stores and I'm not used to approaching the 2nd store from this direction. I was going 65 in a 45 when I realize
HEY, YOU'RE GOING TO MISS YOUR TURN!
I slammed on my brakes going 65 and I'm thinking. Hmm, I hear someone skidding. I'm beginning to inhale burning rubber. THAT SOMEONE IS ME,
Then the truck started skipping and jerking and I'm thinking,
"MISS THE ISLAND, MISS THE ISLAND!"
I did by half a foot and pulled into the parking lot with a cab full of burning rubber smoke.
I just wanted to confirm,
you can have just as much fun as a non smoker.
I got my dopamine from the danger, not a smoke afterwards.
Nothing eventful at the third store except they didn't have what I wanted. :-)