They implanted a chip in my esophagus and gave me buttons to push whenever I change activities or have heartburn, belching (I don't belch) or regurgitato-nation.
How is one coming out of anesthesia supposed to remember and follow verbal instructions? Not only that, I am supposed to write down every movement, every time I eat, take medication, or recline on paper charts. So do I need a clipboard for the next 5 days? :-(
It starts beeping if I get more than 3 feet from it.
The coup de gras is I have to spend 2 hours hand delivering it back to the hospital the middle of next week.
Ok I've punched the meal button and written coffee with cream on the chart.
Can I live now?
Through Venting
Actually, sounds pretty cool. So this little chip is gathering info on what is causing your acid leak? You're on the edge of science there, Dr. Dale.