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2014

My small caravan of camels I had taken with me found the main caravan this morning, I told everyone to get me to the nearest oasis.

While scouting for other water supplies and food trees, I was attacked by the Sema twins Em (Emily) and Phy (Phyllis). They had a large army of smelly friends with them.

I was able to inflict some damage to their army, but in the end I was captured. One man could not hold off the entire force of them.

Because I had killed so many of their followers, the twins tortured me. They inserted a very large needle into my left lung and began pumping in their special mixture of poisons. At a certain point, the poison spilled into my right lung.

I finally saw my chance and broke one hand free and unstaked myself. I pulled the needle out and drug myself away into the sands. I heard my camels and moved towards them. When the group followed me, the camels kicked them severely. They left without me.

As I only had the Moses Dust with me, I decided to try it on my wounds. I mixed a paste with a small amount of the dust and spread it on. I then mixed some into water and drank it.

What a taste! It did seem to work on the poisons though.

After a many days, I was able to mount one of the camels. They moved by night and found the others this morning.

I must now rest at an oasis till I have healed. I wish I could say I had destroyed those twins, but I can't. I have beaten them off for a while, But I am sure they will be back.

I was able to save all the supplies I found and had loaded on the camels.

Keep Them Away From Your Face.

One step, and then another, will get you to where you want to be.

Larry the Caravan Master

OldBones-Larry

Not at full strength,

Posted by OldBones-Larry May 28, 2014

But I am back.

Thank Wise One Above I decided I had to throw away those death sticks when I had surgery. 218 days without them saved me this time.

I now have to keep an inhaler with me at all times, and take nebulizer treatments. I am so glad I can come and see every one of you.

Thank you so much for your prayers. I know that the Creator heard them.

I love and cherish each and every one of you my friends.

I just pulled these lovely cupcakes out of the oven. There are plenty to go around. Don't worry about a diet, there is no sugar in them.

In fact, no sweetening at all. They do have a lot of lemon and lime juice. Also, there are 2 tablespoons of Alum in there. If that doesn't knock the craving from being so sour, nothing will.

Just trying to be helpful friends.  :-)

Now, grab those clubs I gave you and knock the S!#$ outta that nicodemon! He doesn't deserve you even recognizing him! He is just a puddle of tar and cr&p under your shoe!

Don't give him the time of day. He doesn't deserve the satisfaction of any attention from us.

Would we let a rattlesnake get that close to us? A Grizzly Bear? Lion?

Kick him, and his death stick buddies right in their ashes! They do not belong in our lives anymore.

Keep Them Away From Your Face!

One step, and then another, will get you to where you want to be.

Larry the Caravan Master

OldBones-Larry

Just stopping in

Posted by OldBones-Larry May 3, 2014

Just stopping in to check that everyone is doing OK and see if anyone was needing help.

It is a beautiful day here, so I will be out walking as much as I can today.

I just realized that the little mantra I end with comes from my own life. I am actually learning to live again. Baby steps, then progressing as I am able. One step at a time.I am living it, and believe me it works. I am walking almost 1/2 mile on the treadmill, and doing over a mile on the Nu-Step.

Sending giant hugs and bushels of love to everyone.

One step, and then another, will get you to where you want to be.

Larry the Caravan Master