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Life Gits Tee- Jus Don't It by Walter Brennan - YouTube
The sun comes up and the sun goes down
The hands on the clock keep a-goin' 'round
I just get up and it's time to lay down
Life gets tee-jus, don't it, hmm
My shoes untied but I don't care
I ain't a-figurin' on goin' nowhere
I'd have to wash and comb my hair
And that's just wasted effort
The water in the well just gettin' lower and lower
Can't take a bath at six months more
But I've heared it said and it's true, I'm sure
That to much bathin' will weaken ya
I opened the door an' the fly's swarm in
Closed the door and I'm sweatin' again
And in the process I crack my shin
Just one darn thing after another
Old brown mule he must be sick
I jabbed him in the rump with a pin on a stick
He humped his back but he wouldn't kick
Now there's something cock-eyed somewhere
A mouse a-chewin' on the pantry door
He's been at it fer a month or more
When he gets through he'd sure be sore
'Cause there ain't a darned thing in there
