I was abducted by aliens from the planet Lorillard

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First they put alien lollipop looking things on my fingertips and pumped all this menthol goo right through my skin. I thought my arms were going to burst.

Then they said, "Now it is your job to replenish this for as long as you live."

Then they uttered "true green one hundreds" into my ear in a hushed tone for 30 days.

I was their slave with the menthol arms and the nicotine resevoir that went empty every 20 minutes.

don't cry for me Argentina!

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Hello, My name is Dale. I was quit 18 months before joining this site and had participated on another site during that time. I learned a lot there and brought it with me. I joined this site the first week of August 2008. I didn't pressure myself to quit. HOW I QUIT I didn't count, I didn't deny myself to get started. When I considered quitting (at a friends request to influence his brother to quit), I simply told myself to wait a little longer. No denial, nothing painful. After 4 weeks I was down to 5 cigarettes from a pack a day. The strength came from proving to myself, I didn't need to smoke because I normally would have smoked. Simple yes? I bought the patch. I forgot to put one on on the 4th day. I needed it the next day but the following week I forgot two days in a row I put one in my wallet with a promise to myself that I would slap it on and wait an hour rather than smoke. It rode in my wallet my first year.There's nothing keeping any of you from doing this. It doesn't cost a dime. This is about unlearning something you've done for a long time. The nicotine isn't the hard part. Disconnecting from the psychological pull, the memories and connected emotions is. :-) Time is the healer.

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I was abducted by aliens from the planet Lorillard