She's probably going to need a shoulder replacement. She's still at the hospital.
I'm recommending a bionic arm!
I'm home from surgery. (umbilical hernia) I'll probably rest the remainder of the day.
Please, no navel destroyer jokes. LOLOL
PS
There is no such thing as a slip. Nothing or no one can make you smoke except you.
Smoking is a choice. Get over the excuses.