jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007

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Blog Post created by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 on Jun 4, 2013

BIG ASS RAP
Well I quit smokin' ciggies cause I thought that it was right

Well it is, yes it was, but now, I'm really getting wide

Now I'm squakin' yeah 'n talk-in on this August Friday night

It's osmosis, not ketosis that is splitting out my sides


Chocolate syrup on potatoes, No I never liked before

'Stead of steak with tomatoes Now my ego's getting sore

Now my Butt is so big that it takes up half the floor

Cannot get into the bathroom have a giant doggy door


Any diet, I will try it

Carbs & Calories No More

Cause my butt is as big as a truck,

and I'm 4lorn



Ok, I'm gainin' like the Goodyear Blimp

I'm really getting grand

I am huge, really big, I makes a shadow on the land

I can't stop, soda pop, mashed potatoes in both hands

shove it in push it down

Give me more old Nico fans


Any diet, I will try it

Carbs & Calories No More

Cause my butt is as big as a truck, And I'm 4lorn

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