it's brackish green and slimy but it should hit your spammy spot
help yourselves but you're on the honor system so only one cup per spammer please!
tomorrow night we'll be offering "grow a heart" cookies with your cough-ee.
Watch for our special on Saturday. We are serving poison spam-getti prior to execution to the first 100 spammers who step forward.
you may step forward now. and receive your reward.