jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007

OUCH!!

Blog Post created by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 on Nov 7, 2011

WHY I'M DEPRESSED!

     
      
       
        
         
          

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed our asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... . I called a Suicide Hotline.


I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and  asked if I could drive a truck..

Folks, we're screwed!

         
        
       
      
     

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