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Old Gunsmoke Joke....See If You've Heard It

JonesCarpeDiem
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‎04-12-2011 01:23 PM

One day Chester came running into town naked and Marshall Dillon quite shocked, asked him,

Chester, what are you doing running around nekkid?

Chester began his story with that stutter M-M-M-Mr Dillon, M-M-M-Miss Kitty asked me to hook up the

buckboard  so she could take a ride in the country. then she asked  M-M-M-Me to drive her.

Well M-M-M-Mr Dillon we were about 5 miles out of town and she started taking off her clothes

and asked M-M-M-Me to to take off M-M-M-Mine and then she looked at me and said

Chester! go to town


"Well Here I Am!"

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Hello, My name is Dale. I was quit 18 months before joining this site and had participated on another site during that time. I learned a lot there and brought it with me. I joined this site the first week of August 2008. I didn't pressure myself to quit. HOW I QUIT I didn't count, I didn't deny myself to get started. When I considered quitting (at a friends request to influence his brother to quit), I simply told myself to wait a little longer. No denial, nothing painful. After 4 weeks I was down to 5 cigarettes from a pack a day. The strength came from proving to myself, I didn't need to smoke because I normally would have smoked. Simple yes? I bought the patch. I forgot to put one on on the 4th day. I needed it the next day but the following week I forgot two days in a row I put one in my wallet with a promise to myself that I would slap it on and wait an hour rather than smoke. It rode in my wallet my first year.There's nothing keeping any of you from doing this. It doesn't cost a dime. This is about unlearning something you've done for a long time. The nicotine isn't the hard part. Disconnecting from the psychological pull, the memories and connected emotions is. :-) Time is the healer.