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AND NOW THE BIG SECRET (Waistbands may grow overnight)

JonesCarpeDiem
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Th is a rap I wote for the weight gain syndrome.

 

BIG ASS RAP
Well I quit smokin' ciggies cause I thought that it was right

Well it is, yes it was, but now, I'm really getting wide

Now I'm squakin' yeah 'n talk-in on this cold December  night

It's osmosis, not ketosis that is splitting out my sides


Chocolate syrup on potatoes, No I never liked before

'Stead of steak with tomatoes Now my ego's getting sore

Now my Butt is so big that it takes up half the floor

Cannot get into the bathroom have a giant doggy door


Any diet, I will try it

Carbs & Calories No More

Cause my butt is as big as a truck,

and I'm 4lorn


Ok, I'm gainin' like the Goodyear Blimp

I'm really getting grand

I am huge, really big, I makes a shadow on the land

I can't stop, soda pop, mashed potatoes in both hands

shove it in push it down

Give me more old Nico fans

Any diet, I will try it

Carbs & Calories No More

Cause my butt is as big as a truck,

And I'm 4lorn

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About the Author
Hello, My name is Dale. I was quit 18 months before joining this site and had participated on another site during that time. I learned a lot there and brought it with me. I joined this site the first week of August 2008. I didn't pressure myself to quit. HOW I QUIT I didn't count, I didn't deny myself to get started. When I considered quitting (at a friends request to influence his brother to quit), I simply told myself to wait a little longer. No denial, nothing painful. After 4 weeks I was down to 5 cigarettes from a pack a day. The strength came from proving to myself, I didn't need to smoke because I normally would have smoked. Simple yes? I bought the patch. I forgot to put one on on the 4th day. I needed it the next day but the following week I forgot two days in a row I put one in my wallet with a promise to myself that I would slap it on and wait an hour rather than smoke. It rode in my wallet my first year.There's nothing keeping any of you from doing this. It doesn't cost a dime. This is about unlearning something you've done for a long time. The nicotine isn't the hard part. Disconnecting from the psychological pull, the memories and connected emotions is. :-) Time is the healer.