What's The Funniest Or Most Disgusting Thing You Had To Do To Get Your Fix?

Blog Post created by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 on Oct 17, 2010

A few years before I quit I had just gotten off a real emotional phone call with a client

I was so angry I went out on the front porch to have a smoke

The wind blew the door shut and I was locked out No keys no money no cell no shirt and no shoes.& NO CIGS

I managed to get the drivers door of my truck open with a couple roofing stapes from the back I had bent straight.

so I thought, my wife and daughter were somplace local and I put a screwdriver in the ignition and started driving.

I really wanted a smoke by now so I started fishing through the ashtray and found about 6 butts

that still had a few puffs on them.

Well, whats a smoker to do in a situation like this?  Yeah, it was  bad. Nasty.

I drove around a couple hours and finally I went home, took the glass slats out of a wiindow and threw my body inside.

Of course the family showed up 5 minutes after I got in.