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"this goes back to last week when I questioned and its validity.  I had 2 websites backing me but because said it it was gospel.  Anyways, I deleted that blog."



more accurately, KILLING yourself

first and foremost, i haven't been to the store where i bought cigarettes since i bought my last pack.

i could just imagine the guy reaching for my brand as he always did when i'd walk through the door.

why even risk it? i'd already paid for his kids education.

i was done and not to be tempted again.


what have you done to break your old patterns?

Don't get distracted by old memories.

thats what draws people back to smoking.

Make New Memories Without The Butts


End Of The Road?


September 14, 2008 by jonescarp   Comments (2)


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It takes committment to get to the end of the road with smoking.


To be able to say no more and mean it.


To never back down when you are tempted.


To realize you can't go back.


Are you there yet?


You can be.


It's 95% mental


First you must decide  you are quitting and get rid of the smokes and access to them

NOW, each and every time you want to light up, laugh.

youll be surprised how easy this is to learn and retain after you almost screw up a few times.

You may be like me saying stuff like "you stupid silly shi*"

you can laugh silently in elevators, restrooms & public places

lets say you would have smoked a pack a day. thats 20 x 7 days or 140 times in that week.

this retrains your mind to think before you light up.


after the first week you are through the worst week.

get through that initial week and relearn how to use your smoking time and you are over the hump.

stay on this site and read, read, read. Aztec, HWC, Peggy

Try it and report back. It really does work.

What have you got to lose except one week of your life understanding when and why you smoke?

I used 10 patches during the first 14 days to take the edge off and I've never looked back.

because we make the choices


or let me choose a diet plan for you.


this wednesday it's the 3 c's for dinner

corn dogs, cantaloupe, and chocolate


doesn't that sound yummy

Quitting Smoking               (not nearly as bad as diced dung)


Winding The House

Someday you'll learn how to live life for you, 
You'll set your values and know what to do
Then you can live life as never before  
Here is the key that can open the door...

In the upper room where your memories bloom and the moments turn to years
Where all your past experience lies, the pleasure and the fear
Where fantasies are your release, where your sub-conscious plays
Now is the time to climb the stairs, time to go all the way

Wind your house,
find your heart,
look deep inside you and tear it apart
Wind your house,
'till you see, the core of your being with no mystery

Throw back the lid of the old leather trunk,
brush all the cobwebs away
Until you do you can never be true to a person that you never met
Take all the pain that would drive you insane,
the bad memories festering there,
Tie it all up with the strength of your will, carry it all down the stairs

Wind your house,
find your heart,
look deep inside you and tear it apart
Wind your house,
'till you see,
the core of your being without mystery


heres a video of the song on the beach at malibu

Sometimes you have to make people mad so they can think more clearly and get out of the quit rut they are in.


Have someone else light their cigarette.

i see a lot of it here


a big social club with flowery sayings

When I see that someone has posted that they have started smoking again

after they have quit for more than 50 days, it really concerns me.

What kind of message does this send to the people who have just quit?

Who does it help?

When I see people state that nobody can quit the first time, who does that help?

I quit the first time, I smoked 40 years. There are others. It is very possible.

Stop spreading lies, weakness and giving people excuses..

If you haven't kept your quit, talk to people privately, don't put it on the main board for

someone new to become even more discouraged. You chose to smoke again. There is no good excuse.

You screwed up! Don't need to tell that to the people who are here for the first day.

Accept and grow that thought.

overcome the societal brainwashing that "quitting is too hard"


i don't think i want to this minute.

maybe later..

like when the earth turns to a fireball and there are no fire extinguisers left at home depot.


And the drugs they are selling are most likely counterfeit and ineffective.

Like Dr Greg

she's on her way to chemo.

a little laughter to lighten the mood.

you said you were leaving but you are such a big liar aren't you?

this is why you smoked.

You can't see that it was your choice.

You put it in your hand

You lit it up and you smoked it.

and now you blame everyone else for your failure because we don't agree with you.


I could care less about anyone's quit clock.

what i do care about is someone lying to themselves in the beginning of their quit.

there is no such thing as a slip.

You made a choice to smoke. You picked it up, lit it and inhaled it.

So I'm a believer in saying that people who don't understand this are on the wrong road.

Nothing more.

It is never my intention to hurt anyone's quit.

Now, onto the subject of respect.

People who post blogs and get responses they dont agree with and delete them, do not have my respect.

Its asking for approval that you smoked and saying F U when people don't agree.

It is like taking the ball and going home. I posted something much milder stating the same fact on this persons

page and i got a very nasty response on my page. Way beyond any kind of reasonable comment. (The Chip)

No one is out to get anyone here.

Now I see posts on my friends blogs saying I called this person a *****. I'd like to see that. It never happened.

I also saw a post on the mothers blog adding words to what I said and making it look like my intention was

completely different than it was. I was sincere when I emailed her and said "I think you're mad enough to quit

now and I wish you success"

I never called her any names, I never used anything vile or demeaning.

So if you only see one side of a situation posted

just realize that the person posting that is probably posting it out of context to try and make their side look good.

plus, i thought posting private emails was against site rules.

anyway once again I hope you make it for your sake.

my quit is 3 1/2 years so I'm not too worried about it.

or sticking in your craw?


Be Happy, Not Crappy!

Anyone else have some input before I start RANTING?

Slippee's input especially welcome

You have one hour to post!

in 8 years from the time you begin sleeping in a new bed

it doubles in weight from sweat, dead skin, and dust mites.

I don't wan't no friggin mites.

Any mitey ideas?

It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.

Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).

A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.

It’s illegal to get married on a dare.

Washington, D.C.
It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.

If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.

A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.

It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).

The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

One-armed piano players must perform for free.


It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).


Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as aggravated assault.

If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.

It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (Baltimore).

No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.

A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (Harper Woods).

Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).

Children may buy shotguns in Kansas City, but not toy cap guns.

It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.

It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

New Hampshire
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

New Jersey
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

New Mexico
Females may not appear unshaven in public.

New York
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.

North Carolina
It’s against the law to sing off-key.

North Dakota
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.

It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.

State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.

It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.


Rhode Island
You may not bite off another person’s leg.


South Carolina
If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.

South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.

You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

Tickling a woman is unlawful.

It’s illegal to pretend that one’s parents are wealthy.

West Virginia
If you make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge, you risk a six-month prison sentence.

Unless a customer specifically requests it, margarine may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant.

Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.

There's plenty of Atilla's, Hun.

Don't let them make your quit undone!


( ! )

Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Jun 7, 2010

Serendipity      is a propensity for making fortuitous discoveries while looking for something unrelated 

is the opportunity to come out from behind that smokescreen and find Yourself !

So are you ready to quit?


Lets Go!!

If you post for help on your own page, chances are it may go unnoticed.

Look for blogs, this page and in the right corner, just above the newest blog, it says "add a blog"

When someone puts a comment on your page, click in their name to reply, don't just reply on your page.

We are here to help you but we must know you are here!


Bonnie and Thomas have started a group to help the new people navigate the site.

Hopefully, administration will put it on the main page ASAP

No luck to quit.

Its a decision, a promise to yourself and honoring that promise.

How can you tell if a woman is ticklish?

Give Her A Couple Of Test-Tickles


I Can

Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Jun 6, 2010

make urine that used to be a coke.

If you can do that, WHY WOULD YOU SMOKE?

The horse is dead.


We just keep beating it!

for you

One day Chester came running into Dodge naked.

"Marshall Dillon, Marshall Dillon!"

"yes Chester, why are you naked?"

"Marshall Dillon, Miss Kitty told me to hook up the buckboard

and take her for a ride in the country.

About three miles out of Dodge she had me pull off the road near the stream.

Then she took off her clothes, and... I took off my clothes and she said,

"Chester, Go To Town!              Well here I am"

that's over ten thousand less cigarettes you didn't smoke.

now thats serially positive!

I've NEVER slipped!

Starting a  new "in ambulance" service called "blunderwear" for those who need to change their shorts* before they get to the hospital.

Remember What Mama Said

Get to that ER with clean shorts!



Franchises Available

*gratuity to ambulance attendant for those who cannot change themselves, not included.

Worms are like Opportunities


And the early birds get em.


It's becoming a non-smoking world.


Go for the worms, not the butts.

Congratulations to you.

Thank you so much for your love, care, and compassion to all who come here.

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