A penguin is out on a road trip when his car breaks down in the middle of the desert. He walks to the nearest service station. They tow his car in and he walks next door to an ice cream shop to wait while they work on it. The penguin orders a dish of vanilla ice cream. It's very hot out, so it's almost melted by the time he eats it, and he gets melted ice cream all over his face.
The penguin walks back to the service station and asks the mechanic, "So, have you found the problem?"
The mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"Oh no," says the penguin, "it's just vanilla ice cream."
