I love plays on words, and puns (with their intended groans) can be amusing, I think. Let's have some fun with them this morning and maybe find a hit of dopamine in a chuckle? Here are a couple I found. Can you add to the list?
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.