Greetings! I am the Great Aztec Tlatoani or Chief Speaker of Texcoco. I am on a quest to find the magic feather of Quetzalcoatl - the Plumed Serpent. This feather when located will restore the world for you to the way you knew it before you started smoking! All the air will be free of tobacco smoke, all you furniture, carpets, curtains, and bed linens will be clean of 3rd hand smoke. All the poisons will have been absorbed back into their rightful place in the world. And your body will be purified from all toxins in your heart and lungs and even the cells of your body. Yea - even your DNA will be restored so if any damage occurred it will immediately be reversed with one touch of the magic feather. Your body will be healthy and whole again. And not just your body, but the bodies of all your loved ones, friends, and pets who have inhaled your 2nd hand smoke will be restored. It will be as if you never smoked in your life! All memories in your brain will be restored as well.
Join me, mighty warriors against the enemy and we shall fight bravely, we shall be victorious, and we shall encounter the magic feather of the Great Plumed Serpent and restore and remake ourselves and the world together! The battle will be arduous. The warriors will show great strength and courage but together our victory is assured!
If only this fantasy could be true! But sadly tobacco has forever taken the magic feather out of our grasp. The unfortunate truth is that we have been damaged beyond perfect repair - every one of us! But the Quest goes on - as individuals, we still make the effort to quit and protect our quit, to diet and exercise doing our best to remediate the damage. As a community, we inform others of the hazards of smoking, the benefits of quitting, and we support medical research and development to find a cure for smoke related diseases. And like all questers - We must NEVER GIVE UP! Hope reigns eternal! God Bless Every one of you! May you find the magic feather!