My goal for 2017 is to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
Ate salad for dinner last night. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big crouton covered in tomato sauce…and cheese. Fine! It was a pizza…I ate a pizza!
How to prepare tofu: Throw it in the trash & grill some meat.
I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don’t mean to brag but…I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours & 20 minutes.
A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
I may not be that funny or good looking or smart or talented…I forgot where I was going with this.
I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sign on my forehead & call it a day.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Keep on keepin on y'all
M n @