Peter Piper did not smoke,
He tried it once but began to choke
He handed it off to Peter Pan
Whom he thought was a stronger man
But Pan said 'No, I'm just a boy
I don't mess with smokes~
Only toys
So off he went to offer it up
To Superman who was lifting a truck
He said ' how about you...would you like to try'
Superman said " I've no desire to die'
He told Peter Piper "The Joker would do it".
"Go give it to him and he'll get right to it'
He found the Joker behind a store
Luting of course~things galore
Piper said to him~
"I've something you should try
Big ole Superman passed on it
So what of you......"
"....are you afraid to die?
The Joker just looked at him and sneered.
An awful sick grin on his face then appeared.
"Oh my young man, you've come to the right place,
That cigarette will illuminate My beautiful face....
It will add wrinkles~ smile lines and stink up my hair~
It may even attract women who seriously don't care"
So the Joker got hooked and he loved smoking a lot.
So much in fact he killed his own plot.
His lungs they got heavy
He could barley walk
His voice and laugh gone
He could hardly talk
He got so weak
He could not eat
And his Thugs took advantage of him
He met his demise
The Joker did die
Fighting the cancer within.
If Peter Piper picks on you
And trys to tell you what to do
And offers up a smoke or two.....
Be strong enough to say to him
"Go find a Joker , cause I aint' him.
So if the peter piper offers to you , something that he would not even do, beware and run run away.
cuse we aint gonna smoke those offerings today
